Not Ready

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving…we did, and we’ve been too tired to even THINK about gearing up for Christmas around this house.  Our neighbors were putting up their Christmas Tree yesterday (Friday) and all around town I see cars with trees on top and we’re still scrubbing out the turkey fryer.

I must rally, but it just seems too soon.  I know December is NEXT week…late Thanksgivings always make me think I have more time than I do….

Blurry phone pic of Turkey Day dessert….flourless chocolate cake.  Onward to Christmas…..

Snausages!

Gloomy, rainy Sundays are made for cooking, so we decided this particular weekend, we would dive into the world of home made sausage.  I will warn you now that there is some graphic content, so unless you want to have “the talk” with the wee ones, read this all by your lonely.

Because we are nerds, I got something very exciting (to me) for my birthday awhile back.  A meat grinding attachment and a sausage stuffing attachment for the stand mixer.  I know, some gals get excited about a pair of Louboutins for their birthday, and I get excited about meat processing.  We are a high class crew over here.

Modern Thrifter sent me this apropos vid that I had forgotten about completely.  Perfecto!  If I can only have Kramer’s flair whilst grinding meat, I will have achieved great success in life.

I’m a Ruhlman fan, so there wasn’t any way I wanted to tackle my first snausage without his input.  While we didn’t have the fancy commercial gear he has, we soldiered on.  He’s got more about it here. The second book is also highly recommended and it’s pretty serious.  Meat dudes in the know.  The CC is suitably impressed with them and their scientific approach.

BTW, you can’t work in volume for this stuff, you’ll need to have a scale to measure ingredients by weight.  Sausage making and pastry actually have more in common than you’d think.

For our first attempt, we decided on a pork and sage pesto sausage.  In looking at recipe ideas, a classic pork/sage sausage and a simple garlic sausage recipe were combined by using my sage pesto which has garlic, sage, almond and salt.

We used this recipe as our guide.

Everything we’d read told us how incredibly important it is to keep the ingredients cold.  We chilled the garlic and pesto and chopped the meat while a tad bit frozen, and then returned to the freezer for further chilling. The white wine stayed chilled before adding as well.

While the seasoned meat was chilling, we had our casings soaking (these were hog).  Then we rinsed them through.

Then we ground the meat into a chilled bowl.  Despite attempts to remove sinew while chopping, we had to stop and clean the blade about 4 times to remove the clogging sinew.  Maybe there’s an art to avoiding the issue we rookies need to look into.

Then the ground meat is mixed with the paddle blade of the stand mixer and put back to chill.  Once chilled, add your liquid (we used sauvingnon blanc) and chill again. Then it’s time to stuff!  Beware: the following photos can be offensive.

Food Porn!!  I did warn you.

 

My camera battery started to wane so I used the phone to finish up the process.

We sauteed one to see how it would hold up (raining out, so no grilling).

That is one. ugly. chubby.

But, a tasty one!  The Things loved it too, so we cooked up some more for dinner!

While these were not perfect, we felt good about our first try. I think I could get more aggressive with the other seasonings, but the salt ratio was perfect.  Our snags were a bit chubby, which is a common rookie thing, so we’ll have to get the hang of feeding through a slimmer sausage. When they are overstuffed, the skins don’t hold up to cooking so well, obvs.  But the freshness and smooth texture was unlike anything we’ve ever bought.  No more crumbly, dry sausage!  I wonder how they will hold up to freezing.  Time will tell.

I can’t wait to make all sorts of other varieties.  Next up, I’ve promised the things an apple and maple breakfast sausage.  We reserved some of the sausage un-stuffed to use for our Thanksgiving dressing.  I’m thinking of adapting the Pioneer Woman’s dressing using our sausage in place of the Italian sausage.

Lots to cook this week for the holiday, so if I don’t make it back…Happy Thanksgiving!

Care Package

My harvesting and canning fervor yielded a decent little care package for my Mom.

She has yet to be converted to the joys of a butter bell, so I filled one up with herb butter so they can give it a test drive.

 

There’s also some sage and almond pesto, spicy blueberry mint chutney, mint and rosemary jelly and the basil balsamic vinaigrette.

The CC had business in the city where she lives and offered to transport our care package with the butter still cold.  He rocks like that.

Estate Sale + Binge

I’ve been having some tech problems lately…so posting has been a bit like this….

Via Market Like a Chick

 

To quote my new best friend Lance at the Genius Bar, I need a “bigger house” since I’ve outgrown mine.  New hard drive and RAM are on the way and, fingers crossed, I should be back in bidness.

As I was feeling very frustrated, and a tiny bit sad that summer is over, I did what all normal people do.  Excercise, Mediate, Garden Fry up something that will likely kill me.  Isn’t that how everyone rolls?  No?!  Hunh.

It’s probably been 5 years since I ate one of these things, but when you get that wild haired craving, sometimes you just have to give in.

We made a freaking onion blossom….and it was delicious in all its greasy glory.

We followed this recipe pretty closely and it came out great. We opted for a chipotle sauce rather than a ranch style one.  The Things, who are normally onion averse, loved it and demanded we make it more often.  The old batter and fry trick works every time.

After recovering from greasapalooza, I hit an estate sale and found this little bit of fun….

 

I’m trying to decide what to name it…Crazy Clara (clarinet), or perhaps (H)oboe?  This abstract reed instrument seems to need a name….we must think….

 

To Do: Chickens?

I know….some of you can excuse yourselves to go throw up while I discuss my metamorphosis into a Trendy Mindy.  Don’t forget to brush your teeth.

Still here?  OK, well last year’s CSA gave us fresh eggs on a weekly basis, and we desperately miss them.  We opted against the CSA this year after our 9th week in a row of zucchini exclusive boxes brought the entire family to tears.  The Things were begging for it to STOP.  “Can’t we just compost them?  I can’t eat them anymore!!!  I’m even sick of the fritters!!”  I digress….

Eggs. We can go to the farmers market and get them, but some weeks I just can’t get there.  We’ve got a few friends who have been keeping them and we are fascinated.  Replacing our beloved pooch doesn’t seem likely, and a pet with such a tasty habit might be nice?

My Pinterest followers will recognize some of these images from my growing collection of coop inspiration.

 

So many beautifully designed coops out there!  If money were no object and we weren’t planning to build it ourselves…then these might dot our landscape.

Via Dwell

via Nogg.co

This is one of my faves…and we could probably make something similar, but I think we might like a walk-in coop?  Dunno..details, details.

via gastronomista

So, if we are to build said structure, would it look more like these?

via my pet chickens

via star apple

via backyard poulty mag

And we have all loved and admired this couple’s super coop….

via Dwell

So why am I talking about chickens anyway?!  Don’t I have the interior of a treehouse to paint now that the temps are cooling?  Why, yes.  But finishing up pesky details isn’t nearly as much fun as planning something new, that may, or may not, ever happen.

 

August 24 UPDATE:  Oh my GAWD..I just saw Karen’s coop over at The Art of Doing Stuff…and that is the mac damn daddy of all coops…..go check it here!

Basil Balsamic Vinaigrette

A bright spot in the sweltering heat is that it’s harvest season.  As you’ve seen here, I’ve been trying to make the most of it this year and the freezer is filling up fast….

This was one of the many things I made with the basil harvest…since I prefer sage pesto, I like to use basil in other ways…..

I’ve started pre-washing out on the deck to get the critters off before coming inside…I don’t use insecticides so the basil gets pretty buggy….

The Basil Balsamic Vinaigrette has been the favorite of the season…and it’s crazy easy.

Get all these into a small food processor or blender…

1/3 cup white balsamic vinegar

1 cup olive oil

1 cup basil leaves

1 teaspoon sea salt

1 teaspoon sugar or stevia

Press ON.  Done.

It’s that easy and you can’t buy anything that tastes that good.  While not a traditional caprese, this stuff is great with some fresh tomatoes and mozzarella……

I started using chalkboard contact paper throughout my pantry a few months ago and I love the flexibility.

UPDATE: You can buy chalkboard contact paper here. and I’ve posted more info about it here.