Coffee Table

I found this coffee table in Fairview for $30 and just knew, despite its problems, I could make it work.  It was covered in rings from drink glasses and had what appeared to be some ink in the wood as well.  It didn’t have to be perfect since I needed it for the playroom…and it would get treated harshly. From Uno to Lego, this table would provide what we lacked so now…how to get it cleaned up?  I somehow sensed that sanding alone would not solve my problems (and it didn’t) so I turned to the net for answers.

Oxalic acid is what I needed….4 out of 5 DIY dorks like me seemed to think that this stuff can take the stains out of almost any wood.  I could order it online….but was determined to find it locally.  I head out to Lowes and start reading labels…I was about to give up when I spotted the deck cleaning section and, lo and behold…Deck cleaner is primarily composed of…..oh yeah, oxalic acid.  I grab a gallon and rush home with unrealistic visions of having it finished by nightfall.

Having already sanded it the day before, all I had to do was:

1) apply an acid/water solution to the stains

2) let sit for 30 minutes

3) then rinse, and seal once the wood dried back out.

Well, in the end I treated the stains with 4 different solutions of acid to water, strengthening it each time until I finally just put the deck cleaner on the stains neat.  THAT finally did the trick..but to be cautious, I’d spent hours getting to that realization.  To seal the table, I had bought both tung oil and linseed oil and decided to go with the linseed in the end.  The wood looks great and I’m probably going to put another coat of linseed oil on in a few days after the other coats truly soak in.  Well worth the effort…I think the Playmobil knights and pirates agree.

sanding
more sanding
one of many marks still showing post-sanding
ready to rumble
secret weapons
waiting

nary a ring
done

Trestles v. Sawhorses

What timing!  I just had to point out the Tolix Trestles in this afternoon’s post on Remodelista. $595 v. $50 for 2 trestles (posted earlier today).  Yes…theirs are chic, sleek and French with no bolts showing..but the legs don’t adjust from dining to coffee table height, now do they?   Both are powder coated steel.  If I’m paying $1200 for a complete table…I don’t want it to look even CLOSE to something that might get done for $75.  There is always this danger with an industrial chic look.  Designer v. Down and Dirty… you decide…just sayin’.

Yellow Tolix Trestle Table $595 sans Top$50/Pair Yelow Trestles/Sawhorses from Lowes

Stejnar v. Maskros

I always wanted an Emil Stejnar chandelier for my last house, and the funny thing is that the pricing was all over the shop for those a few years ago…I could find them on e-bay with a single broken flower for about $400…so I figured if I sleuthed enough…maybe I could get a good deal on one without broken glass…although, with all those flowers, a single broken one could easily go undetected. I was hopeful.

Then something happened…I missed the watershed moment, but Kelly Wearstler or some other wildly popular designer from a few years back must have featured one, because, for the past couple of years..this is what they are going for:

$12,000.00 Stejnar Chandelier
$12,000.00 Stejnar Chandelier
Attributed to Stejnar for ONLY $4,800.00
Attributed to Stejnar for ONLY $4,800.00

Stejnar is all wrong for the Regal Beagle, too formal…but Ikea has felt our pain once again and offered up their new Maskros.  The shelter blogs went nuts for this when it was unveiled in Europe a few months ago…but I hate to feature anything you can’t get your hands on yet, so, I waited until it showed up here.  Sure, it’s paper, not Austrian glass, but a great look on a budget.  If I were trying to pull it off in a more formal setting, I’d group several of them at different heights and the drama of that alone would distract many from the fact that your statement chandelier is paper!  Tord Boontje has been doing very well for years now with his paper chandeliers/pendants at the same price point, so why not Ikea?

$90 Maskros from Ikea
$90 Maskros from Ikea

Drowning

So I lied, this week’s posting has been light as well…mainly because I do, what I do best: bite off  more than I can chew in the project department.  It’s not that the projects don’t get done….I just consistently underestimate the number of surprises that crop up and bring the whole project to a screeching halt.  Most people would learn by now, but me?  Nah.  I must secretly like to disappoint myself.

EVERYTHING I have scored on Craigslist lately is a project, so my Crafty Counterpart is not too happy.   I’m cluttering up the garage with my “projects” so you can imagine.

I’m almost done with the coffee table…hopefully, I can post that baby soon.  Oh..and the pine straw…yeah, that’s coming too.  I know….I’m LAAAAAME.  Take a number.

Lottery Pick

Saw this and knew immediately…we need a new category around here.  I’ve seen them on other blogs…the endless morsels of eye candy that are completely unattainable…BUT sometimes it’s fun to play….”If I won the lottery*…..”

This Paul Evans fantabulousness is going on the auction block September 12 at Rago, I’m aching…and weeping…..

* Of course this is the money you have left over once the aged parents, charitable causes and purchase of an overseas home have all been attended to…c’mon.

Opening Bid $1500.00
Opening Bid $1,500.00

Rockin’

Just saw these on Decor8 – Guest blogger Jon, from Happy Mundane was posting his favorite things and I fell in love with these wooden ‘rocks’.   Designed by Mamoru Fukui, Daimon Kanno and Yuta Fuki, these have been picked up by Umbra for US distribution.  Technically, it’s a stacking game in the spirit of Jenga…but, like Jon, I appreciate how beautiful they are on display.

$40 at Velocity
$40 at Velocity