Flea Market

The flea was a fun morning out yesterday…chilly, and lots of the usual vendors weren’t there, but there were certainly enough to make it worth the trip.  This is my first flea without the DSLR, and I must admit that taking a break from lugging that thing is nice.

Those elves set off my coulrophobia. No. Can. Do.

How do you say, ah yes…Lèche?

I really, really loved this rattan and leather goodness.  Only $65!

Jesus in the egg plates…there’s a country song in there somewhere.

OK, so funny/creepy story about these chairs…kind of.  I was admiring them and considering dragging them home, (in order to ensure my holiday would be a lonely, sad place as the CC would pack up and leave me if I did such a thing right now) when this older gentleman came up to me and asked what I liked about them.  He wanted to know what “young people” look for these days.

Clearly this man hasn’t been to his eye doctor in awhile, since I don’t fall into that category by about 15-20 years.  I set him straight and chatted with him a bit, when my senses, dulled by the flattery, missed the cue that this story he was starting was going to be loooooong.  Mid story, he wiped his nose and an enormous booger appeared, and just sat on the end of his nose like a gargoyle on Notre Dame.

As the story of the table restoration dragged on, it was ALL I COULD SEE, obvs, thank you big sunglasses.  I kept listening for some sort of break in the story to make my escape, but I didn’t want to be rude…it’s the holidays!  Finally, he was winding down and before he could continue I made my parting comments and wished him well, when he started following me and asking what else the “young people” like!  Dude..really?!

I shouted over my shoulder as I scurried away “I already TOLD you…HAPPY HOLIDAYS!” and sprinted into the next building I could find.  Now I’ll have to be on the lookout for the Boogeyman every time I hit the flea.  Good Times.

Holiday Insta-dump

Fun with photography apps!

A few favorite ornaments seemed to be a good place to play around…..

These first two are from my childhood….my parents picked them up for me on their travels in the 70’s.

A family favorite was “Pancho Claus”  picked up south of the border.  He was a candle in the form of Santa wearing a sombrero….the wick came out of the top of his hat.  One brutally hot summer he melted in the attic and we mourned his loss, not unlike a pet.  What?!  It was the 70’s and Pancho Claus was cool I tell you….Trust.

These glittery little beauties were found at estate sales in my 20’s….from someone elses childhood.

Um…all birds.  Sorry.

The red flocked deer below belonged to my parents, and I adored them growing up.  They used to be on our dining room table every year, in front of a silver punchbowl full of poinsettias. Sometime in my 20’s or early 30’s, I begged for them, and they were kind enough to oblige.  The vintage brass deer candle holders are a recent Etsy purchase.

Felt circles bought from Fred Flare a few years ago are sill holding strong….

On the puppy front, Otto is growing very fast and into everything…..he even tried to chew the lights!

He is Ottofabulous the LoveShark.  Sometimes he’s Pushkin (the CC wanted to name him that at one point, so it’s one of his bazillion nicknames.)

What are some of your favorite holiday decorations?  Hannukah, Chinese New Year, etc..  Is there a piece from your childhood that you cherish, or have you gotten something new that will be a keeper for years?

 

 Photos brought to you by Diptic, Hipstamatic, Big Lens and Instagram.  I found a plug- in that imports the Instagram photos to the right sidebar, so the latest snaps will be there.  I swear, I will pick up the SLR again at some point.

Not Ready

I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving…we did, and we’ve been too tired to even THINK about gearing up for Christmas around this house.  Our neighbors were putting up their Christmas Tree yesterday (Friday) and all around town I see cars with trees on top and we’re still scrubbing out the turkey fryer.

I must rally, but it just seems too soon.  I know December is NEXT week…late Thanksgivings always make me think I have more time than I do….

Blurry phone pic of Turkey Day dessert….flourless chocolate cake.  Onward to Christmas…..

Gift Guide 2011

Just a quick pop in for you Black Friday shoppers…I’ve been adding to last year’s Gift Guide on my Pinterest and will continue to add to it for the next couple of weeks.  Some vintage, some handmade, some just plain old weird stuff.

Like last year, I’m trying to only pin things under $50 with the occasional splurge thrown in. I was going to delete all of last years gifts, but even if the ones I pinned are no longer available, they might be a springboard for ideas so I’ve left them up there.

Have a great holiday!

Snausages!

Gloomy, rainy Sundays are made for cooking, so we decided this particular weekend, we would dive into the world of home made sausage.  I will warn you now that there is some graphic content, so unless you want to have “the talk” with the wee ones, read this all by your lonely.

Because we are nerds, I got something very exciting (to me) for my birthday awhile back.  A meat grinding attachment and a sausage stuffing attachment for the stand mixer.  I know, some gals get excited about a pair of Louboutins for their birthday, and I get excited about meat processing.  We are a high class crew over here.

Modern Thrifter sent me this apropos vid that I had forgotten about completely.  Perfecto!  If I can only have Kramer’s flair whilst grinding meat, I will have achieved great success in life.

I’m a Ruhlman fan, so there wasn’t any way I wanted to tackle my first snausage without his input.  While we didn’t have the fancy commercial gear he has, we soldiered on.  He’s got more about it here. The second book is also highly recommended and it’s pretty serious.  Meat dudes in the know.  The CC is suitably impressed with them and their scientific approach.

BTW, you can’t work in volume for this stuff, you’ll need to have a scale to measure ingredients by weight.  Sausage making and pastry actually have more in common than you’d think.

For our first attempt, we decided on a pork and sage pesto sausage.  In looking at recipe ideas, a classic pork/sage sausage and a simple garlic sausage recipe were combined by using my sage pesto which has garlic, sage, almond and salt.

We used this recipe as our guide.

Everything we’d read told us how incredibly important it is to keep the ingredients cold.  We chilled the garlic and pesto and chopped the meat while a tad bit frozen, and then returned to the freezer for further chilling. The white wine stayed chilled before adding as well.

While the seasoned meat was chilling, we had our casings soaking (these were hog).  Then we rinsed them through.

Then we ground the meat into a chilled bowl.  Despite attempts to remove sinew while chopping, we had to stop and clean the blade about 4 times to remove the clogging sinew.  Maybe there’s an art to avoiding the issue we rookies need to look into.

Then the ground meat is mixed with the paddle blade of the stand mixer and put back to chill.  Once chilled, add your liquid (we used sauvingnon blanc) and chill again. Then it’s time to stuff!  Beware: the following photos can be offensive.

Food Porn!!  I did warn you.

 

My camera battery started to wane so I used the phone to finish up the process.

We sauteed one to see how it would hold up (raining out, so no grilling).

That is one. ugly. chubby.

But, a tasty one!  The Things loved it too, so we cooked up some more for dinner!

While these were not perfect, we felt good about our first try. I think I could get more aggressive with the other seasonings, but the salt ratio was perfect.  Our snags were a bit chubby, which is a common rookie thing, so we’ll have to get the hang of feeding through a slimmer sausage. When they are overstuffed, the skins don’t hold up to cooking so well, obvs.  But the freshness and smooth texture was unlike anything we’ve ever bought.  No more crumbly, dry sausage!  I wonder how they will hold up to freezing.  Time will tell.

I can’t wait to make all sorts of other varieties.  Next up, I’ve promised the things an apple and maple breakfast sausage.  We reserved some of the sausage un-stuffed to use for our Thanksgiving dressing.  I’m thinking of adapting the Pioneer Woman’s dressing using our sausage in place of the Italian sausage.

Lots to cook this week for the holiday, so if I don’t make it back…Happy Thanksgiving!