Halloween Playlist

Looks like Goop and I have something in common this week! I’ve been putting together a playlist for the Haunted Forest that adults can listen to without having to grit their teeth.  For me, that means no Monster Mash, Dead Man’s Party, or Thriller.  All great choices, but I’m so tired of them this time of year.  I did throw in a couple of other tried and true givens, but they raise my hackles a bit less than the others.  We plan to have the music playing from the treehouse while they make their way on the trail through the forest.

I might have to get rid of The Gnarls Barkley song since at the VERY end there’s a brief mention of head…sigh.


This is one of my favorites on here…I’m a Siouxsie Sioux fan from waaay back and I miss my old cassettes.

 

And finally, the song in question…..

 

UPDATE:  We ended up using a mix of spooky sounds (wolves howling, door creaks etc…) for the forest and played the music mix inside the house.

Mexico Recap

We’re back and busting it big time to get prepped for Saturday’s Haunted Forest.  I will try to do better with photos this year..seriously, I’ll try my best. Quick recap of some of the highlights of our trip.

Our excursion to Chichen Itza was as amazing and beautiful as I’d heard it would be.  It was also exhausting, not from the steamy mix of heat and rain and endless hours walking around the ruins, but from having Tracy Flick in my tour group of only six people.  BTW, Tracy was a burly Canadian.  He knows more than you..about EVERYTHING.

Our group was comprised of 3 couples, Tracy and his long suffering wife, us, and a nice Australian couple.  The drive out to the ruins (and back) is a couple of hours, so there’s plenty of time to get to know each other.  We knew we were in trouble about 10 minutes in…7:45 am.  When we pulled into the hotel at 9:00 that evening, we were quite relieved we made it through the day without causing any bodily harm.  You’d be proud that I lasted until almost noon before I politely asked him to please let our guide answer my question, since I’d like to hear what the native expert has to say on the subject of Mayan customs.  I was quietly thanked later by the grateful Aussies.

 

So we felt secure about our passports and such with a safe in the room….

 

…but it’s not the most reassuring amenity of the room.

 

We went to an outdoor market to pick up something fun for the Things…..

…and we found Mexican wrestling masks.  Well, we had to try them on to make sure they were suitable quality..no?  Watch out Rey Mysterio….

Cancun is not our scene…AT ALL.  But we enjoyed exploring the Yucatan and getting the hell out of the hotel zone.

OK, time to get back to work, I have more bats to glue….

Muy Importantes…y Impotentes

The CC and I stole away from the Things for a little alone time, and a belated milestone anniversary celebration.  The CC loves the beach and really wanted to go to one…but in October?  Not the best time to go beaching on a budget.  After much research and Shatnerizing our best price, we decided on a hurricane special in the Yucatan.  It’s raining now, so it’s living up to the hype, but it’s all good.

I always love a good foreign mag when traveling, and this Marie Claire México y América Latina did not disappoint.  I don’t speak Spanish…I Spanglish, er Manglish my through the markets with the accidental French word thrown in just to make sure no one knows what the hell I’m on about.  I hope that if they get too annoyed with me they’ll lower the price enough just to get rid of me.  That said…I can tell you everything about what’s news in Marie Claire land.

My expert translation of the sensacional article in here to you is – Latin American Males between the ages of 20 and 30 may, or may not be impotent, and may, or may not be having affairs.  They are also having too much sex, or not enough…

Estoy perdida, my friends…and stay thirsty.

Crafty Time: Caged Birds

About 6 weeks ago, I saw an ad on Craigslist that got my attention.  A former flea seller was looking to unload a few boxes full of primed rattan/wicker birdcages.  Boxes full?  Really?!  When I asked how many he had left, he said he’d sell me the remaining 29 for $40.  He was clearly over it.  Dealio.

So first things first, I had to lose the matte primed finish, so I decided on glossy black and gold.

So what am I going to do with these, you ask?  Well, you know that I’m a crazy bird lady, so that’s a given.  I have a few feathered ravens, but those peeps ain’t cheap, and I have many cages to fill.

Time for paper crafts (again).  I downloaded some clip art (my favorites came from here) and printed off some creatures on a vellum cardstock.  By printing them on vellum, the translucence of the paper allows the image to ghost through to the other side, so you can still get the idea from almost any angle of view.  It was the best way I could think of to make a 2-D figure work.

Once trimmed out, they look like this.

Then I threaded some fishing line through them and hung them from the top of the cage.

 

I think these guys are going to be a fun addition to the forest,  as well as the buffet table.  I might explore snakes and rats and bats…but for now, I’m liking my birds.

Crafty Time: Tatooine for Halloween

It’s that time of year!  For long time readers, we will indeed be doing the Haunted Forest again this year, bigger and better, of course.  By the time the Things are in college, it will be epic, then no one will care.  Anyway, I created a tag for all DIY, etc… related to the Haunted Forest preparations here.

Last year we cobbled together a lighting situation that I am determined to improve upon for round two. We thought we’d have installed some low voltage lighting on the trail by this year, but the treehouse kinda sucked all the energy and resources for such a project.  I saw this project below and wanted to do something kinda like it, but with a slight twist.

via eighteen25

 

I loved the idea of creating a big “moon” in the forest with bats affixed to it.  When I discussed this brilliant plan with the Things, I was immediately shot down as Thing One said, “But there’s already a moon.  It will look like Tatooine.”   I countered that it might be cloudy, and wondered since when has a touch of Star Wars EVER been a problem around here?!  For proof, go here.  They relented.

I ordered a 24″ yellow paper lantern to act as the moon and I already had some of these LED battery powered mini-lights.  The less extension cords out there, the better, so I’m hoping if I group a few of the lights in the big lantern, it will give off enough light for impact.

 via Just Artifacts

To test my crafty plan, I happened to have both a small yellow and a white paper lantern up in the attic.  They are a little worse for wear, but at least I could get an idea of how it will look before the big one comes.  I can use them in other parts of the party as long as they are high enough to hide their flaws.

I used a bat template from Country Living, but it was too big for a folded piece of 8 1/2″ x 11″ paper, so I ended up freehanding them, and just looking at the template for reference.  I used 80# black card stock.

Here are the “test lanterns.”  I’m excited about how the big one will look in the forest…I think it’s gonna work!  As you can tell, the dining room is officially, Halloween central.  I think we’ll be eating at the breakfast bar, or outside for the rest of the month….

Switcheroo: Ninja Edition

My Facebook and Twitter followers might have heard me bemoan the fact that I might have to get rid of my faux lacquer asian tables.  The very ones that went on to become famous.  I’ve moved them around quite a bit, but they are kind of large to go just anywhere.  They were not working out as night table storage because we are people who need drawers.  Too messy..no one needs to see lip balm and melatonin, right?!  TMI.

So…. when I scored some bedside tables on Craigslist last week, the asian tables were back in flux, and with the sale approaching, I started to worry the CC might push the subject of selling them.  I simply wasn’t ready for that.  My solution?  Find a place in the house for them QUICKLIKE.  I became a rearranging ninja, and after many room redos, I managed to save them…for now. They are pushed together to serve as a long table between the rattan at the fireplace.

 

So they are safe…. for the moment.  The next time a favorite household item is threatened, I will quietly emerge from the walls….

via cellardoor

via 8wayrun

…and will silently and stealthily rescue the defenseless.